About a year ago, I had this dream that Oscar de la Renta asked me to be his date to some event and custom made this beautiful dress for me.
Now that can’t happen. I’m crying. I didn’t cry like this when my grandma died two months ago.
RIP Oscar de la Renta
I have great friends and I feel incredibly blessed. Only the best of friends would call you at 5 am their time just to make sure you’re not being dramatic.
Everyone needs a gay best friend
This family has a way of making me revert to the most insecure, most undeveloped version of myself and I have no idea where to even begin combatting it
Today I came to the sad realization that the only thing that I’m attracted to in the whole wide world is math.
Today was one of those days that makes me wish I was a kid again.
It’s 2am, just got home.
My day started at 9 and it’s been nonstop. I told someone about something that happened earlier in my day and thought it happened yesterday. There were good parts and bad parts, mostly bad.
I had a lot I wanted to say, a lot I feel I should say, because if I hold on to all of the shitty aspects of my day it’ll just depress me, but thinking about my long ass day is just making me really tired, so I’m going to sleep instead.
Maybe I’ll feel better tomorrow
Obviously, David Tennant used Gallifreyan technology on the tents at the quidditch cup
When you think a person doesn’t like you, but it just turns out that they wanted to cum on your face
Some people just aren’t meant to be accountants. It can be complicated.
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
If I go to a party and don’t make out with someone, it’s been an unsuccessful evening
I honestly don’t understand how fat moms exist. I spent three hours with my best friend’s two year old yesterday and today I feel they way I do the day following a really intense workout. Nothing doesn’t hurt
I suppose it really is the little things. You can either accept that life will make you miserable with it’s constant struggles and rare rewards, the pain it causes and the loss you will inevitably experience, the constant cycles of stress and work and doctors and prescriptions…or you can rely on the little things, the subtle joys life has to offer and pray that that’s enough to make you not have to take the stupid pills.
Let me tell you something about scared. Your heart is beating so hard I can feel it through your hands. There’s so much blood and oxygen pumping through your brain it’s like rocket fuel. Right now you can run faster and fight harder and jump higher than ever in your life, and you’re so alert it’s like you can slow down time. What’s wrong with scared - scared is a super power. Scared is your super power. There is danger in this room and guess what? It’s you.
This may have been my favorite episode of Doctor Who.
Well, second to Blink
You know what I really don’t want to do. Sit and mourn my grandmother with people who never even knew her. Ugh that’s the worst