Upside to this Target trip, the ringtone of the girl in front of me is XO by Beyonce. The down side is the lady in front of her who bought $800 worth of lord knows what and made me wait here for like 10 minutes
World I Need You, Won’t Be Without You (Proem)
This song will make me cry every time
Selflessness has to be the most sexy quality in a man.
I’ve just now realized that the men that I really love tend to have that same quality. Yes, most of said men happen to be fictional, but nonetheless, maybe that’s why I never seem to be attracted to anyone anymore.
Also, I think I need to do something good. I think my soul needs it.
I need more passion and infatuation in my life! I can’t remember the last time that I wanted something or someone so badly that it/he/she consumed my every thought.
I want that. I want to want, to crave, to need something.
Food, water, shelter.
That’s all you NEED!
You know when you’re talking to someone and it’s obvious they don’t give a shit about anything you have to say. I should avoid these people.
It always makes me really uncomfortable when I walk into a Starbucks and people who worked here when I worked here five years ago are still in the exact same place in the exact same position
Part of my morning routine includes putting on a bra and then lying in bed again while I check my social media accounts. I call it my productive time!
Don’t get me wrong, I love my married friends and I’m happy that they’ve found someone that they want to spend the rest of their lives with, however, sometimes I want to be able to call a friend and say, hey, let’s take a scuba diving class or hey, let’s go see that Tchaikovsky and Fireworks show because I’ve been dying to go and not have them respond with oh I have to check with my husband/wife!
Just be impulsive and fun with me!
When someone’s skin looks healthier than before, appropriate questions to ask are:
Have you changed your skin care regimen?
Are you eating better?
Are you working out more?
Are you dating someone?
Did you get engaged?
My love life does not effect my skin (unless it’s negatively) so please leave me alone!
List of turn offs I never realized I had:
Men who have kids
Men who have dogs
Men who take photos with drinks in hand
Men who take photos in gyms
My defenses are wearing me down. I don’t know if that makes sense, but it couldn’t be more appropriate
Too many healthy relationships and happy couples. I can’t tell if what I’m feeling is jealousy or disgust.
Even my parents, the one couple I can always rely on to be miserable, are flirting and smiling at each other.
Like what the fuck?
Looking at pictures of me in high school and I’m realizing that everyone probably thought I was a super lesbian
Mass-genocide’s the most exhausting activity one can engage in. Next to soccer.
Loki, from Dogma